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(part 1):
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(part 2):
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First, may I apologise @ this time for any undue and unnecessary intrusion this Open Letter may be causing you.
May I proceed to business, as it were:
I would like to ask of you @ this time the following with regards to the "talking points" and other "winning-of-hearts-and-minds" content produced in service to the Greater Conservative Agenda under your name, regardless of the media outlets you may use:
Other than your sponsors, networks/syndicators or outlets as publish your content not to mention any income realised by online shopping and subscriptions to premium website content, who exactly are your REAL paymasters? (As in: Who is paying you to advance their specific "talking points," articles of faith or other messages they may want you to deliver?)
Are you receiving such pay (as well as any incentives) conditional upon your keeping quiet about same before your audience?
What explanations have they for requesting your silence in regards to this ur-payola?
Are these payments structured, perhaps, to avoid attracting any suspicions that same is, indeed, payola (or, for that matter, attracting suspicions under anti-money-laundering laws and policies)?
Are you being advised to not report these payments as taxable income? What strategems or tactics are being advised to avoid attracting IRS and/or FCC suspicions, e.g., "pure trusts" based offshore and structured solely "for tax reasons"?
Are your REAL paymasters using "foundations" and/or "pure trusts" to handle such payola? Are same, perhaps, deliberately based offshore "for tax reasons"?
How much do you receive in such "influence" payments from time to time, and how frequently are such paid, if this is the case? In what forms are such paid out--cash-stuffed envelopes, cashier's cheques, Western Union wire transfers, what?
Are you now, or have you ever been:
an alcoholic?
a drug addict?
a sex fiend or maniac?
a wife- and/or child-abuser?
emotionally-disturbed?
sufferer of loathsome diseases (including mental or emotional disorders)?
an inmate of a penal or psychiatric institution?
an undischarged bankrupt?
a chronic and habitual spendthrift?
Have you no sense of Decency, Sirs, @ long last?
Have you left no sense of Decency?
We, the REAL "right-thinking" Americans, await your answers.
And we would prefer that you tell us the truth, not the evasive, the disingenuous or otherwise carefully scripted, in explaining what I have just discussed.
I will try and do my best to post any answers you may give, so long as they are sincere, heartfelt and get to the heart of the matters I have just raised. Alternately, they can be left in the Comments section.
Awaiting approriate response, I am
Disobediently yours, ILUDIUM PHOSDEX (die egte artikel--aanvaar geen plaasvervangers)
