MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT, BOYS AND GIRLS: RACISTS AND WHITE SUPREMACISTS OF A CERTAIN CLASS--usually poor, undereducated or homeschooled and easily open, or otherwise vulnerable to, suggestion--are more than likely to become one-over-the-eight.

Sauced.

Pickled.

Plastered.

Basted.

Carrying three red lights.

Too long in the sun.

Complaining "his shoe pinches him."

Use whatever adjectives you may for alcoholism, reader, no matter how colloquial they can get.

But in the final analysis, alcoholism and racist thinking seems to go together. After all, studies have repeatedly shown where excessive drink can lead to disorder, violence and anti-social behaviour.

And police arrest records of those thus arrested will quite often note where alcohol is or may be an influencing factor.

The same, no doubt, can be said to apply for racist and white-supremacist bull sessions and acts of the old ultraviolence so ensuing. Not to mention a mentality as expects all involved to play dumb in case the police start asking questions, preferably by way of The Fourteen Words encapsulating white-supremacist belief ("We must secure the Existance of our Race and a Future for White Children"), parroted out in a rather obnoxious manner.

Denial expected to be all the more important, especially out of fear that such could cause loss of job, housing, community standing--even the possibility that the children will be removed from the house and placed in foster care with the parents being considered unfit. Not to mention the prospect of "prominent community leaders" being implicated in support of such racist acts, deeds and exploits, "risking further harm to Our Cause and the Community."

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AS IF RACISM AND ALCOHOL WEREN'T AN AWFUL ENOUGH MIXTURE TO SWALLOW, imagine what would happen if a super-secret Ku Klux Klan cross-burning ceremony turned out being nothing short of a Paul Harvey News item under heading "For What It's Worth," usually towards the end of his midday bulletin.

As in the invocation to G-d to show His Approval over the proceedings just before the actual lighting of the Fiery Cross being disrupted by the inevitable show of thunder-and-lightning suggesting that G-d Himself may not exactly be approving of the whole thing, and wants to teach the Klansmen a lesson they won't forget--as in assuming the guise of a Welsh male voice choir of castrati "responding" in the hope of the Klansmen having second thoughts with awful-sounding choruses of "Hatikvah" (the Israeli National Hymn), "'Ndosi Sikeleki iAfrica" (South Africa's post-apartheid such) and (for piece de resistance) "Lift Ev'ry Voice and Sing" (chosen for its associations with the Civil Rights Movement).

The whole being so grating upon the ears of the Klansmen so gathered for ritualistic purposes, an attempt to restart the ceremony further angers Jehovah to the point where He decides to rain upon the venue Nickelodeon's Patent Green Slime containing super-secret compounds as can quickly eat away @ Klan regalia, masks and all--right down to the underwear, and (for added insult) giving all rather awful cases of dhobie itch.

In short, the Klansmen are revealed in their nakedness, enough to send them screaming back to their van, parked some distance away on a nearby road--only to have the misfortune of encountering a police dragnet looking for some class of an escaped ax murderer on the loose, whereupon the Klansmen are arrested for Indecent Exposure--and, turning bottle, acknowledging where they were attempting a cross-burning ritual some distance back, only to encounter G-d disguising his voice singing songs they didn't quite understand, and eventually making them nakie.

On arrival @ the police station, they respond (all together now) with the Fourteen Words to every question asked of them, and in the usual idiotic manner expected of the cause, prompting a request for pre-trial psychiatric evaluations whose eventual byproducts are best left to your imagination.

But not before becoming the talk of the Kaffe-Klatsche set, complete with all manner of "friend-of-a-friend" embellishments as may or may not be credible.

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AND THERE COULD BE OTHER SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES RACISTS AND WHITE SUPREMACISTS NEED TO THINK ABOUT, especially if they turn out being Prominent and Powerful Citizens or otherwise expected to hold positions of public trust and confidence--as the following (howbeit incredible) "WaiWai" item from the Mainichi Daily News demonstrates:

The dirty old man arrested for routinely feeling up the female staff working for the massive education group he headed also had the equally repulsive habit of being an avid Hitler worshipper, according to Shukan Gendai (12/6).

Yasuhisa Tsuzuki, the 71-year-old head of Tsuzuki Gakuen group that ran 40 educational institutions across Japan from elementary schools to universities, was arrested last month for molesting one of his female employees.

"When Tsuzuki saw a beautiful woman he'd soon feel her up. If he took a liking to a woman, it didn't matter if she was a teacher or in admin, he'd call her before him and demand a kiss or bury his face in her bust," an employee of the education group tells Shukan Gendai.

The case for which Tsuzuki was arrested for indecent assault involved him allegedly dragging a 23-year-old teacher into an elevator and violently squeezing her breasts.

"Inside the elevator, the woman resisted fiercely, screaming out so loud it echoed. When the education group conducted an inquiry into the head's behavior, several women complained that he had groped them when they served him a cup of tea. He used to fondle their breasts while they had both hands full with the tea tray and couldn't resist his ministrations," a police insider tells the men's weekly. "By September, there were so many women frustrated by his roaming hands, they submitted a written protest that stated they refused to serve him tea ever again."

And if the allegations of rampant sexual assault weren't enough, those close to the old man--whose early education came courtesy of Japan's wartime military controllers--say there's an even more sinister side to his character.

"Every year, the Tsuzuki Gakuen group would conduct a campaign to enroll more students, which it called the 'Caravan.' Tsuzuki referred to himself as the 'Commander-in-Chief' and issued an order to all female staff to wear white blouses. Whenever any of the women put a jacket or something over the top of their blouse, he'd scream furiously at them to take it off. If there was a teacher with a nice body, he'd go over to them and comment on what a nice set of boobs they had, or ask them to undo a couple of buttons on the blouse to give him a look inside," a former employee of the group tells Shukan Gendai, noting that teams formed in the "Caravan" were also given the same names as famous regiments in the wartime Imperial Japanese Army. "But Tsuzuki worshipped Hitler. He gave his employees pamphlets where he signed himself off as 'Your Hitler.' He even grew a Hitler moustache for a while. When you went up to greet him, it was expected that you would raise your right arm above your head and say 'Heil Hitler!'"

Let this be a warning....