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CONWEBBLOG IS NOTING WHERE JOSEPH "WORLDNETDAILY" FARAH IS STARTING TO GET PARANOID, even if it means resorting to devious, illicit and questionable pseudo-journalistic tactics to make sure the Fourth Estate (or what remains of it) kowtows to him and him alone, reinforced by the one command he knows--OBEY:
Joseph Farah's Oct. 31 WorldNetDaily column
is another whine-fest about how the rest of the media is being mean to
WND over the birther issue, and this time he's issuing threats:
I believe I have been far too kind to my colleagues in the rest of the media.
I have been playing Mr. Nice Guy.
Well, Mr. Nice Guy has been around this business for 30 years and knows where a lot of bodies are buried.
And if I have to redirect some of my attention toward reporting on the media, I will do it.
Consider that a warning.
Consider this a shot across the bow.
Uh, when has Farah ever been nice?
Well, to people who hold his same far-right views, sure--see WND's Orly Taitz protection racket. But this is a man who condones the murder of adulterers and advocates censorship through the return of the Hollywood blacklist. As we've detailed,
Farah in 2004 described John Kerry as "a privileged rich boy,"
"traitorous," "rotten to the core," and, of course, "truly dangerous
... truly contemptuous ... truly egomaniacal ... truly without
character ... truly transparent as a political huckster and charlatan."
Oh, and he called an Obama White House adviser "toga head."
This is "Mr. Nice Guy"?
What set Farah off this time was Bill O'Reilly talking about birthers:
There was pompous old Bill O'Reilly again this week attacking one of his favorite targets–"birthers."
He
had two guests on with him – neither one cognizant of the facts
surrounding the Barack Obama eligibility questions. Both of them
happily nodded in agreement to most of the tripe emanating from
O'Reilly's big, ill-informed mouth.
Night after night, show after show, network after network this goes on.
This is journalism?
Whatever happened to "fair and balanced"?
Whatever happened to getting other points of view?
Whatever happened to the idea of interviewing those with whom you disagree?
Whatever happened to the notion of representing honestly the opinions of others?
I'm getting flat-out sick of it.
Really?
If so, Farah might want to keep his reporters and columnists (and
himself) from engaging in those very same behaviors. As we've detailed,
WND's articles are not "fair and balanced," and its reporters
frequently do not gather other points of view. Nor does it honestly
represent the opinions of others, as, John Holdren and Chai Feldblum, among others, know all too well.
Needless
to say, a few paragraphs after he whines about "representing honestly
the opinions of others," Farah misrepresents facts, complaining that
"Not one of these cable networks, let alone the Associated Press, New
York Times, Los Angeles Times or the major networks, has reported the
significance of the fact that Michelle Obama admitted her mother-in-law
gave birth out of wedlock." But that's not what she did--An Oct. 27
WND article
by Aaron Klein dug up a quote of Michelle Obama saying "during a July
2008 round table at the University of Missouri" that Obama's mother,
Stanley Ann Dunham, "was very young and very single when she had him."
That's not the admission Obama was born "out of wedlock" Farah portrays
it as or even "contradicted previous claims President Obama made about
the circumstances of his birth,": as Klein writes, since it could also
describe that Dunham was estranged from her husband at the time. Farah
and Klein have simply chosen to interpret it that way.
Farah seems to be oblivious to the fact that petulant screeds like this and sloppy, biased reporting--on top of Farah's inability to handle criticism--are precisely the reason why WND isn't treated with respect, nor
does he seem to realize that there are other reasons as well, such as
repeatedly reportingliesasfact.
Then
again, maybe Farah does know this, and refuses to acknowledge it
publicly for fear of becoming even more discredited. Either way, it's
not a way to earn the respect he so desperately craves.
And it's no wonder that WorldNetDaily is not held in such high esteem by such among the Greater Blogosphere who values sanity and the freedom of the (virtual) press, when you get right down to it. It's become as if Mr. Farah, oblivious to the loss of credibility when it comes to his (supposed) Pride and Joy in the Information Stuporbahn, has started to become his own worst joke, forcing him to play the schoolyard bully in what may be a last desperate move to save what he sees as his Good Name and Repute.
And wants to stop @ nothing, Joe McCarthy-stylee, to make sure he gets his way, no matter how filthy, obscene, vile, disgusting, putrid, loathsome or scandalous it may be. (Come to think of it, about the only advertising WorldNetDaily can attract is from rather disreputable channels, the sort no mainstream online news site is willing to accept lest their good name and repute be compromised.)
In any case, WorldNetDaily needs to be told for once these same words as were the ruin of this supposed hero of Joseph Farah's: "Have you no sense of Decency, Sir, @ long last? Have you left no sense of Decency?"
The which WND would likely respond to by quoting Nietzsche's "That which does not kill us makes us stronger." (As if--!)
And how much longer before Farah turns to Al Cohol, Mary Jane Weaver, Auntie Em and/or Doctor White for inspiration and story ideas, if this isn't exactly the case already?
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J. EDGAR HOOVER MUST PROBABLY BE SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE @ THE CONGRESSIONAL CEMETERY IN WASHINGTON, DC (AND LAUGHING ALL THE WHILE) when he hears the news that certain weird and unwholesome circles are claiming that the FBI is "recommending" that people start watching Glenn Beck and listening to conservative talkback radio "if you want to know The Truth."
(The which Your Correspondent learned about on News Hounds, in case you ask.)
Sadly, though, the FBI disagrees: Your Correspondent actually called the Minneapolis office thereof (as has jurisdiction over these parts where he's based) to check on the rumor just yesterday, and the Duty Agent hath it that:
the FBI was unaware of the claim until I had brought it up to him; and
further, the FBI has a very strict policy against the endorsement, approval or recommendation of any company, product, service or person.
(If you don't believe me, just call your local FBI office, which should be in the Blue Pages [Government Offices] listings of your local telephone directory or, failing that, can be located on the FBI website.)
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IF YOU RECEIVE AN E-MAIL WITHIN MEASURABLE DISTANCE AS READS "PLEASE CHECK YOUR BANK DEPOSIT INSURANCE COVERAGE" OR SOME SUCH, the FDIC urges you to simply delete it and take no other action.
It's emerged that such an e-mail is making the rounds nationwide to cash in on fears of bank failures in the wake of that which His Fraudulency's Misadministration hath wrought socioeconomically upon Our Morally-Superior Society and Nation, and for which the Obama Administration is doing its best to repair the damage, Fox Prolefeed-stylee paranoia about "Creeping Communism!" (replete with the inevitable Reechy Horror-Movie Music From The Mighty Wurlitzer in the background) notwithstanding; worse yet, it's emerged that said e-mail is actually a "phishing" device that can be used to access sensitive financial and banking information through trick and deceit.
(That's "phishing," as in the rock band ... more than likely enriching Corrupt and Notorious Criminal Syndicates with whom "phishing" rings have what turn out being Weird and Unwholesome Associations; perhaps the best known I am aware of is the Russian-based "Rockphish" such, with rumoured connexions to the United Russia party and its xenophobically nationalist agenda under the Medvedev/Putin regime; same being a cheap and cheerful way by which Post-Communist Russia can "reclaim Past Honour and Glory" through procurement of hard-currency reserves "by whatever means necessary," no matter how venal or perverto it may be. And with the tacit endorsement of the Russian Orthodox Church.)
As reminder, the FDIC is continuing to ensure bank deposits in our "morally superior" United States to a maximum of $250,000/depositor for the interim (with the National Credit Union Administration [NCUA] offering similar protection for credit union depositor/members), even with some 115 banking-houses having failed this year up to last Friday, concentrated for the most part in California, Georgia and Illinois; ergo, you should have nothing to fear in the face of such a scaremongering e-mail serving, in the end, corrupt and evil ends.
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IS IT JUST ME, OR IS THE PANDA IN THE WANCHAI FERRY ADVERT ON THE VIDIOT'S LAMP OF DIOGENES somehow sounding rather bored, disinterested or otherwise indifferent?
(Especially when you stop and consider that "Panda" figures quite heavily in Chinese-restaurant names these days. It used to be that many of the Chinese restaurants out there either used the owners' names [the storied Wong's Cafe in Rochester comes to mind] or those of exotic Chinese locales [and Your Correspondent can't help but recall the likes of the Nanking Cafe in Minneapolis and the Port Arthur in St. Paul, the latter especially popular during their Winter Carnival] to attract custom. Not to mention plenty of Chinese restaurant names tending to double-entendre bordering on the scatologically suggestive.)
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BILL "NO-SPIN ZONE" O'REILLY'S BIGGEST THREAT TO THE MORALS AND DECENCY OF OUR HOLY AND BELOVED NATION (OR SO HE WANTS "REAL AMERICANS" THINKING), otherwise known as France, has begun a major national campaign urging her people to rethink their national identity in the face of an emerging Muslim populace thanks to immigration (and how such can be reconciled with the Gaulic Holy Trinity of Liberté, Égalité, Fraternite).
Next thing you know, expect Fox Prolefeed and its droogs in the 9/12 Project to push for a campaign of Promoting American National Identity as One with National Unity and Cohesion--one, unfortunately, rooted in their preferred ideal of America being a White Low Church Christian Nation Now, Tomorrow, Forever ... and one which holds xenophobic hypernationalism, hate, self-sufficiency and bigotry dear as articles of faith.
In its turn, expected to be call enough for a counter-campaign as ought be rooted in our motto of E Pluribus Unum, "One From Many."
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AS IF GLENN BECK'S "REHABILITATION" OF CLEON SKOUSEN AND JOSEPH McCARTHY WASN'T AWFUL ENOUGH A THREAT TO AMERICAN SOVEREIGNTY as much as her "antient and peculiar sovereign identity," Russian President Dmitri Medvedev is using a video blog posting on the Kremlin website to take issue with such seeking to "rehabilitate" Soviet-era majordomo Josef Stalin in the interest of Saving Our Holy and Beloved Mother Russia From Herself, especially considering where many millions of Russians died during the sadisto excesses of Stalinist rule between 1929 and his death in 1953.
As the BBC explains:
Millions of Soviet citizens died under Stalin's rule and Mr Medvedev
said it was not possible to justify those who exterminated their own
people.
He also warned against efforts to falsify history and defend repression.
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Mr Medvedev said it was impossible to imagine the scale of
repression under Stalin when whole groups of people were eliminated and
even stripped of their right to be buried.
The president said
there were now attempts to justify the repression of the past, and he
warned against the falsification of history.
All this flies in
the face of the current trend to promote Stalin as an effective manager
and a leader who transformed the Soviet Union.
Under Mr Putin, the order was given for school history books to be re-written, highlighting Stalin's achievements.
In
Moscow there is now even a Stalin-themed cafe and a metro station with
one of Stalin's famous slogans on its walls. In northern Russia a
historian investigating crimes committed by the former Soviet dictator
was recently arrested.
It would appear there is a split within the Russian leadership on this highly sensitive issue.
(In fact, the timing couldn't have been more interesting, coinciding as it does with a National Day of Mourning and Remembrance for the victims of Communist-era repression.)
Let this be an example and lesson for our "morally superior" United States seeking to push an idealised vision "to reclaim America from herself" based on embracing white middle-class Levittown-stylee values of the 1950's towards such an end. Especially such which sought to arbitrarily label anyone opposed to a conservative quid pro quo as being "Communist".
Which expected all Americans to be of one thought, of one mind; any deviance thereof to be seen as one with Serious Mental Disorders and, ergo, committed to the State Asylum for the Insane posthaste (or, @ a mininum, to be seen as a Psychopathic Communist).
Which expected all Americans to simply ignore the poor and National Minorities in its midst and pretend they don't exist, that such are unworthy of acceptance or help because of "serious moral failings" on their part (and that any attempt to justify helping the less-fortunate and destitute beyond an idealised mutual self-help model was to be looked upon as "Communistic" and any supporters thereof prime candidates for the State Asylum).
Which expected capitalism with American characteristics to be looked upon as Great White Father and Saviour of the American People, offering a wider selection of goods and services @ lower prices than the "morally suspect" Communists.
Which saw Our Holy and Beloved Nation as The One True Centre of the World, the Universe and the 28 Known Galaxies, not to mention The One True Portal and Gateway to Heaven as of Divine Ordinance and Will, and that the defence thereof was essential to defending Our Antient and Peculiar Sovereignty and Sovereign Identity--preferably in a nativist and xenophobic brand of groupthink.
Which required essentially playing along with "staying the course" to a conservative status quo, and doing so without question or reservation; any deviance therefrom to be looked upon as one with a Serious Mental Disorder or Disease Bordering on Communist Tendencies and, hence, Requiring Drastic Measures to Prevent Further Harm and Danage.
Which is what Fox Prolefeed and their droogs are pushing as the Last and Only Hope to Save America From The Clutches of the Evil Empire Whose True Name No True and Loyal American Should Dare Speak Under Pain of Most Drastic Consequences Too Horrible to Relate, and Preferably Through a "Pre-Emptive" Brand of McCarthyism, Showing No Mercy and Taking No Prisoners--and, in the process, Showing Reckless and Utter Disregard for the Holy and Sacred Constitution They Claim to be Defending.
And which should be challenged @ any and every opportunity, the which is and ought be the mission of All Real Americans (and no, not the imitation promoted by Fox Prolefeed and Drookies).
Otherwise, America will be the ruin and desolation these self-proclaimed "Saviours" and "True Believers" are really (and secretly) wanting all along (and yet don't want you or I knowing this is their real intent and desire).
EVEN IF THIS WERE HALLOWE'EN, NOT TO MENTION THIS BEING THE CHANGEOVER WEEKEND FROM SUMMER TO STANDARD TIME IN THE UNTED STATES AND CANADA (with Certain Obvious Exceptions), Your Correspondent perhaps felt it was time to devote today's edition to a "pre-emptive" edition of the Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ's) for this blog.
Especially considering where there are some of you as probably have questions about Your Correspondent and The Exaggerator as are going through your head that "need to be asked" for once.
I'll try my best to fill this need on your part, and I hope you'll be satisfied with the result. Shall we proceed?
What motivates you to blog as you do? I would have to say my upbringing, and the abuses I was made to ensure throughout. Thanks to a diagnosis of dyslexia brought about by a pre-natal auto accident as injured my mother seriously, I was placed in a succession of institutional and, later, foster-care situations from age six on until my high-school graduation in 1980 (never mind where some heckler shouted "Johnny Wadd!" in the audience as I was about to receive my diploma). It was an upbringing as saw me facing one mindset which expected me to look the other way @ the injustices around me (and pretend such cannot be expected to exist), while concurrently encountering another which held that such needed action being taken. Especially fuelling this desire to blog was an extended referral by the Minnesota Vocational Rehabilitation (VR)--basically a formality for the disabled, including such with learning disorders like myself--of my case for jobs training and evaluation interstate (i.e., to a testing facility in Menomonie, WI and a sheltered workshop in Eau Claire, same state), never mind where suitable facilities probably existed in Minnesota (howbeit in "bad neighbourhoods" of Minneapolis); flashbacks of abuse suffered @ a foster home I was resident in just prior to graduation from high school led to a referral to the local Day Treatment scheme in Eau Claire whose mentality was a "fight-fire-with-fire" approach in dealing with "schizophrenia," especially the paranoid sort. One which had parallels to the Oceanic mindset in George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty Four (disapproved of by the Day Treatment counsellors as "too depressing [and] paranoid," reinforced with advice that I Attend Church Sunday), complete with frequent claims of "spies," "men in white coats," "schizophrenic germs" and "parasitic agents" in therapy sessions, not to mention some Bad Words Unbecoming Those in Positions of Authority, Confidence and Trust. In any event, Day Treatment's approach and mindset were all the more serious enough to cause serious psychoemotional harm precluding any likelihood of useful and gainful employment, notwithstanding two subsequent attempts @ employment in the sheltered-workshop system (in one such instance, I was expected to say that "emotional well-being", rather than money, explained the need for working there), following my being moved back to Winona in the fall of 1981. And still the "troublemaker" tag kept following me, even extending to suggestions that my "tattling" was directly to blame for the closing of the local Orphanage in 1976 when, in fact, changing attitudes towards treatment of problem children were in part responsible therefor.
Did you have prior blogging experience? I will admit that, when I was in middle and high school, I had fantasies and designs on launching a gazetta of my very own, the better so I could channel my own thoughts to the widest possible audience. Money, however, was pretty much the problem precluding it. But with the increasing awareness of the Internet in the mid- to late 1990's, as well as public access computers being available in such venues as the Winona State University biblio, I decided to launch what I considered an "online column" of sorts through Homestead, one of the first free website services, as allowed me to express my take on things online. I called it "It's Another Prozac Morning in America," and I had it from the summer of 1999 until late in 2001, when changes in Homestead's modus operandi incompatible with public computers put an end to that. In response, I decided to launch on Freewebz my first true blog in the sense of the term, which I called "the daily phosdex" (after a nom d'Internet I use, "IludiumPhosdex," for the sake of privacy). That went swimmingly for a few years, but when a few online "purists" and Niedermeyr types started complaining about the "ratty" appearence of the site, I decided to move "the daily phosdex" to a straight blogging platform. Especially so the sort as allows for making extra money (or trying to) in supplementing the disability benefits I get, especially as it's unlikely that I would be coming into money within measurable distance. (It still seems to be that way.) And Blogdrive.com, warts and all from time to time, happened to provide the ideal such I needed. By the fall of 2007, when, thanks to the generosity of Winona State, I was able to finally get my very own computer and Internet access @ my flat in the Shaffner Homes here in Winona (where I've been resident for 25 years when the New Year rolls around), "the daily phosdex" began getting a repute, thanks to its "ratty" looks of largely courtesy linkbacks, as "Worst. Weblog. Ever." In any case, I decided to give up on "the daily phosdex" and, shortly after Christmas 2007, started anew with this blog you're visiting now.
What explains the name and stylee of The Exaggerator? I acknowledge the influence of the Hanna-Barbera prequel series to Scooby-Doo entitled A Pup Named Scooby-Doo for the name of this blog--specifically, a recurring gag involving a supermarket tabloid in the Weekly World News vein called the "National Exaggerator", which a younger Freddie Jones would quote from on occasion. Which gave me an idea to relaunch my blogging presence on the Information Stuporbahn by calling it "The Intergalactic Exaggerator"; however, because Blogdrive caps blog names @ a maximum of 14 characters, I settled on The Exaggerator. Now you know.
What explains the frequent recourse to exotic and esoteric language in your blog items? I acknowledge the influence and inspiration here of an older school of newspaper publishers in the early American West, the sort as were rather fond of the flowery sort of writing which, @ times, could cross into the sarcastically acid. Think of my fondness for language as a sort of "safety valve" against the abuse and taunts I was made to endure in a very critical stage of my life, especially in school. But perhaps the best way I can think of to explain such recourse to the style I use (without, thankfully, recourse to especially the Seven Dirty Words and their variants) was a T-shirt slogan from about the time of my high-school graduation: "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance ... baffle them with bull." In some instances, expecting you, Dear Reader, to consider going to your Funk & Wagnalls (as it were) and looking up the meanings of some of the terms I use--especially in obsolete and archaic senses.
What about the use of British English on occasion? I acknowledge the use of British English terms in the blog from time to time when so-called "common sense" expects me to use American English, and American English Only, because a) I happen to live in America; and b) I should consider America to be The World, and to consider the concept as reversible (i.e., "The World is America") if and when Loyalty and Patriotism dictate this. And yes, it is true that there are substantiative differences between the English spoken in our "morally superior" United States and that spoken in a supposedly "morally suspect" Great Britain. But, as for the occasional use of British English, it's to serve as a reminder, for one, that American English has linguistic roots in the British, just as much as the first specimens of British settlement @ Jamestown and the none-too-successful Popham Settlement. (Even if quite a few terms of American English, cookie, stoop and cranky among them, have Dutch antecedants; credit that to the Dutch settlement @ New Amsterdam, which we now know as New York.) And, for another, that "it's a small world, after all." In other words, we need to stop looking exclusively in terms of a "Fortress America" mindset and, instead, see in terms of what the late Wendell Willkie called "One World."
Have you ever been on the "It's a Small World" ride @ Disneyland or Walt Disney World? I plead guilty as charged. Specifically, I visited the original such @ Disneyland in the summer of 1979 as part of a family vacation otherwise marred by abuse, teasing and cruelty involving foster-siblings I was living with, targeting me in particular. I took the Guided Tour option, and "It's a Small World" was one of the featured distractions (along with the Santa Fe and Disneyland Railroad, Pirates of the Caribbean, the Bear Country Jamboree and the Tomorrowland People Mover). The memory thereof has been a longtime guiding influence of my blogging experience and its editorial mindset in calling for us otherwise "morally superior" Americans to stop seeing things in an exclusively xenophobic mindset and be world-centric for once.
How do you consider Americans to be "morally superior" to all others? I use that term for purely ironic and sarcastic reasons, particularly the sort targeting the uber-conservative Zealots and True Believers whose mindset of America is probably on the same page as Imperial China in its decline, particularly so under the opium-addicted and @ once xenophobic influence of the Empress Dowager Cixi. (As in seeing especially the Forbidden City in Beijing--specifically, the Palace of Cloudless Heaven--to be The One True Portal and Gateway to Heaven. You may want to Netflix The Last Emperor for the complete story.) Fox Prolefeed and kin in particular. The same thinking likewise explains my use of the second line of the English version of the Canadian National Hymn, "O Canada" (as in "True Patriot Love in All Thy Sons Command") on occasion vis-a-vis appeals to a rather crude and base form of patriotism as crosses the line into jingoistic excess, or otherwise risks it. (The second line in the French version thereof is "Ton front est ceint des fleurons glorieux!", which came out in the first attempt to translate same into English as "Thy brow is crowned with leaves of red and gold!").
Why don't you get a "real" job for once, and learn to keep your mouth shut and nose clean? As I explained early on, I went through extreme psychoemotional abuse and torment while under the Day Treatment Programme in Eau Claire County, Wisconsin, and to such an extent that serious emotional harm, anguish and cruelty persist to this day. Persisting to such an extent that it precludes my ability to find viable work that would, in your simplistic mindset, "make you learn to use your hands rather than your mind," especially before "serious error" ensues as could "pose problems." As explains my being on Social Security disability benefit and Supplemental Security Income, which, as everyone knows, can only go so far (especially before you come into money, which seems, as I said, to be all the more unlikely within measurable distance). But then again, considering where the "safety net" could easily fail, I decided, out of necessity, to include online shopping in this blog, as well as an opportunity to make a donation (regardless of amount) to the cause of this weblog and Your Correspondent. (I should mention that, unfortunately, donations in aid of The Exaggerator do not qualify for tax deductions.) When it comes to my e-boutique, The Exaggerator Collection (as powered by CafePress.com), I conceived of it as a way to not just supplement the income stream, but also as a sort of "walking billboard" promoting this blog; i.e., when you see anyone wearing anything bearing this weblog's name and logo, I hope you'll think of this blog (and maybe do a Google on the same). Not unlike the signs and bumper stickers of Wall Drug and the shopping bags of Stew Leonard's, which, I acknowledge, were indirect inspiration for the whole idea of ephemeral apparel being ur-billboards (especially so in the tackiest of tourist trap communities).
What explains your interest in Reducing the National Debt of the United States as a Good Cause worth donating part of the proceeds from online shopping towards? With so much having been discussed in especially recent years about the size and extent thereof, as well as prevailing mindsets in certain Washington circles still playing by the canard of "low taxes = jobs = prosperity = social stability and order" as has otherwise been discredited in more logical circles (and still holding same dear as an article of faith as will Save America From Herself)--not to mention continued and continuing ex-lax on the issue, presumably "for political reasons"--I, for one, felt that it was time that someone who offered shopping in the Greater Blogosphere considered pledging part of the proceeds therefrom (if any) towards reducing the National Debt. (Which, in fact, is actually possible; click here to find out how.) As if that weren't enough, I've also called upon "the Four Hundred"--the traditional arbeiters of wealth and power, or so we're expected to believe (and defer to in the name of Natural Law and the Order of Nature, or so we're expected to believe)--to "do their part" in making contributions towards the National Debt's reduction absent the prospect of outright repudiation or cancellation, or such being refinanced through (theoretically) gold-backed debt securities for which the vaults @ Fort Knox may not have enough such as collateral without having to dispose of substantial quantities thereof, thereby "destabilising" or otherwise "undermining" the gold markets and such among the weird and unwholesome who profit therefrom. Soooo: In planning your holiday shopping (which, considering the rising gas price of late, you may want to consider doing more of on the Information Stuporbahn), think about online shopping with a conscience--as in the Greater Collective Good of the Nation being aided by ameiloration and relief of the National Debt, for one, absent any serious initiatives towards those ends as would have Serious Political Consequences in Certain Powerful and Influential Circles, especially so the conservative such.
Where did you get the idea of calling the Internet the "Information Stuporbahn"? I acknowledge the influence of the Nickelodeon animated series The Fairly OddParents, specifically the episode entitled "Information Stuporhighway." Combine that with "Infobahn" (an early buzzword for the Internet from around the mid-1990's), and you get "Information Stuporbahn." It's a way to add colour to a Greater Blogosphere as is otherwise expected to be dull and otherwise show monochromatic blandness (cf. this classic specimen of "Engrish" from an envelope used by a Japanese film-processing laboratory to return finished photographs: "Fresh fruit enriches everyone. Takes the thrist out of everyday time. A pure whiff of oxygen, painting over a monochrome world in primary colours. We all like that. It's why everyone loves fruit.").
Where did you get the name "IludiumPhosdex"? I came across it in the Loony Tunes animated short Duck Dodgers in the 24˝th Century, vintage 1951. (Daffy Duck plays a rather bombastic parody of Buck Rodgers, hero of a science-fiction-themed comic strip still popular @ that time; same is also remembered as one of the first run-ins Daffy has with Marvin the Martian.)
Anyhow, I hope I have answered some of Your More Pressing Questions regarding this weblog, Your Correspondent and the mindset as powers the whole. However, should you have any further such, don't hesitate to ask me; I'll do my best to get back to you.
In the meantime, thank you for your continued and continuing support.
(Which I could especially use in the online-shopping department, as explained earlier--and especially so ahead of your holiday-shopping designs.)
READER, YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED A TENDENCY ON THIS BLOG FOR YOUR CORRESPONDENT TO REFER TO FOX NEWS CHANNEL AS "FOX PROLEFEED" and its companion "free-enterprise-as-Great-White-Father" channel, Fox Business, as "Fox Prolefeed II."
And the reason is no doubt obvious: What passes for "news" on Fox News is really little more than what the Oceanic police state of George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty Four called "prolefeed"--news and information that, by deliberate design, was meant to be false, inaccurate or misleading, or otherwise create unnecessary disappointment.
And was deliberately streamed to the "proles" (as in the rank-and-file masses) for the sole purpose of their pacification in line with the Party's line that proles were (in Orwell's words) "natural inferiors, like animals, who needed to be kept controlled by the application of a few simple rules."
Which brings to mind where Fox Prolefeed has recently acknowledged that it airs only nine hours of serious news in the course of a typical weekday's programme, leaving you and I wondering about the other 15 such.
Leave it to none other than Jon "Daily Show" Stewart to explain it all for you, demonstrating once again that satirists are sometimes closer to the truth than we care to acknowledge:
IT NOW APPEARS AS IF THE WHOLE "BIRTHER" MOVEMENT IS NOW IN CRASH-AND-BURN MODE thanks to yesterday's ruling by a Federal judge in California dismissing yet another Frivolous, Vexatious and/or Tortious Challenge to the legitimacy of Barack Hussein Obama being the 44th President of Our Morally-Superior United States for lack of "satisfactory evidence" to establish the Constitutional Qualification that the President be "native born."
Especially disturbing to the judge, in handing down the ruling, was evidence that one Orly Taitz, the Pontifex Maximus (as it were) of the whole obnoxious exercise, was coaching "witnesses" in the expected trial on the testimony to be given with the effect of condoning perjury.
Even more destructive, let it be hoped, will be the likelihood of disbarment actions pending before the California State Bar against Ms. Taitz, whose whole exercises in connexion with the whole "birther" agenda (which she expects us all to see as a "preemptive" action "before Our Holy and Beloved Nation sees serious and dangerous harm to Our Antient and Peculiar Sovereignty and Sovereign Identity," as the patsy will go) have prompted @ least one complaint.
Might I suggest the Bar also look into whether Ms. Taitz' legal qualifications are of dubious nature (as in coming from some class of an online "diploma mill" awarding "degrees" based on "life experience") so as to cause scandal and disgrace to the profession as much as to Our National Identity which Taitz claims to be "protecting" all this while.
(But then again, such a suggestion is nothing new: Back in 1930, it will be recalled that the Kansas State Board of Medical Examiners revoked the right of Dr. John R. Brinkley to practice medicine [as in Toggenberg goat-gland implants in the name of "rejuvenation"] out of Milford for, among other reasons, Pretending to Medical Skill by virtue of a "diploma" procured from the "Kansas City Eclectic Medical College," a notorious "diploma mill" in furtherance of medical quackery. This on top of the then-Federal Radio Commission's enquiries into Brinkley's associated radio station KFKB ["Kansas' First, Kansas' Best" or "Kansas Folk Know Better"] for Excessive Self-Promotion. In turn, prompting Doc Brinkley's legendary and yet unsuccessful write-in electoral campaign for Governor on the Republican ticket.)
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IT WOULD BE HARD TO IMAGINE WHETHER WE'RE STILL SEEING THE SORT OF HALLOWE'EN PRANKS RECALLED BY MOTHERDEAR when she was growing up near Osnabrock, North Dakota in the 1920's and 1930's, among them:
Putting horse collars on the cows to confuse them ahead of milking time.
Hoisting a horse-drawn sleigh to the rooftop of the local hardware and general store.
Toppling over outhouses (she recalls in particular one such as was behind the bank in Osnabrock being removed one Hallowe'en).
Meanwhile, considering the significant numbers of foreclosed-upon houses in the Detroit area, you have to wonder if such could be targets for a revival of the notorious "devils' night" orgy of arsons as plagued the Motor City on Hallowe'en night for several seasons some 20 years back--and with the tacit endorsement and sanction of Fox Prolefeed and their "winning of hearts and minds" drookies preaching ignorance and contempt for the vulnerable and marginalised while (in true conservative doublethink) claiming to be acting in their best interests and welfare.
(As in, for one, expecting the Lower Classes to "wholeheartedly" and "without question" regard "pure" free-market capitalism with American characteristics to be Great White Father and Saviour, an Empowering Force towards Self-Reliance and Personal Responsibility (which may be rather difficult when the only option likely to be available is Wally World, and even then, the cheapest goods usually turn out to be the most expensive in the end).
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WITH GLENN BECK STARTING TO GET OFF-THE-DEEP-END OBNOXIOUS ON HIS SHOW, perhaps to the point of where that Lonesome Rhodes Moment as will be his Ruin and Downfall is definitely within measurable distance (case in point, from News Hounds), you can just imagine the very likelihood of Beck's vitriol-laden rhetoric he sees in his own deluded self as "pre-emptive measures to Save America From Herself and Her Imminent Ruin" causing spontaneous, unprovoked outbreaks of nausea and vomiting among his Good and Loyal Drookies in Podunk Center, Doo Wah Diddy and the Park and Flush Trailer Park.
Especially so the sort of vomiting where Mr. Beck's acts, deeds and exploits before camera, and the tone and tenor thereof, are emetic enough. (The concept of which, no doubt, is bound to recall in the minds of some readers the rather bizarre notion radio and TV evangel Oral Roberts had about claiming to channel G-d's Healing Powers through the electromagnetic forces of radio and television broadcasting signals, and his easily-led audience praying before their receiving insturments in hysterical emotion--and not even Mary Baker Eddy, the Discoverer and Founder of Christian Science, would have been impressed.)
Enough, then, to call for what may be a "pre-emptive" measure to top all the "pre-emptive" measures Glenn Beck "himself" has designs on, and also serving as a cheap form of PsyOps: Videlicet, when Mr. Beck starts to get rather obnoxiously hyper (as in those Vicks Vapo-Rub-induced tears "for America") on camera, I'd cut to the "Intermission" sequence from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (even if it was rather brief), to be followed by a rather distracting infomercialesque promotional for Wisconsin Dells as would have Cody Maverick (per Surf's Up) introducing the same "Direct From Pen Gu" and, just as Jack Nitzsche's "The Lonely Surfer" starts playing, have him explaining that the scheduled programme is being pre-empted "for reasons you will understand" just as Cody M. goes into a surfing routine ... and, in due course, having such become a sort of "flight" scored throughout to "The Lonely Surfer" between Pen Gu and Wisconsin Dells (via the likes of Catalina Island, Las Vegas, the Grand Canyon, the Four Corners, the Durango and Silverton Narrow-Gauge Railroad, Pike's Peak [and the cog railway up same], the original Cabela's [Sidney, Nebraska], then roughly along I-80 through Nebraska and Iowa [with a slight detour to the world's largest railway yard, the Bailey Yards in North Platte, Nebraska] ... then a jog past the Field of Dreams near Dyersville, Iowa, up Iowa's Pike's Peak, then along the Wisconsin River from Wyalusing to Stand Rock in the Upper Dells, eventually emerging into the titles proper), followed by The Special Itself.
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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEST VIRGINIA, KENTUCKY AND TENNESSEE HAVE IN COMMON, APART FROM BEING MAJOR COAL PRODUCING STATES seen as Essential to Energy Self-Sufficiency in Our Morally-Superior Society and Nation:
All three have the worst rates of sleeplessness and insomnia in the United States, as per a just-conducted, first-of-its-kind telephonic survey conducted by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention just released.
Your Correspondent surmises where, absent specific compelling explanations given by the study's authors as would otherwise explain this (dis)honour, such high rates of sleeplessness in such states overzealously dependent socioeconomically on coal could be put down, in large measure, to the uncertainty of mine shift assignments from week to week among those in the mining community ... as well as the rather limited access to decent health care apart from the infirmaries operated by the mining companies and the ever-present concern of lung diseases peculiar among coal miners.
And even then, it's rather impossible to find Horlick's Malted Milk, that Old Reliable (and non-addicting, too) against insomnia. Likewise with Ovaltine.
By contrast, this same study hath it that North Dakota, California and Wisconsin have the lowest rates of insomnia ... and you have to wonder why it is that North Dakotans manage to pull off some rather sound sleep when you're having to run combines all night during the harvest and tractors likewise during planting season.
In the case of Californians, you wonder how they can get through some sane sleeping habits when they happen to be the socioeconomic epicentre of the Western states. Not to mention the film and television industry's having demanding schedules which can sometimes require crews to be ready on set as early as 4:30 am just to do a shoot, surfah types somehow insistent on catching that perfect dawn patrol wave, the San Joaquin Valley being a major vegetable-producing centre and stockbrokers and market makers @ what remains of the Pacific Stock Exchange (with trading floors in both Los Angeles and San Francisco) having to be ready when the opening bell on Wall Street goes off @ 9:30 Eastern time--which is 6:30 Pacific time.
And for Wisconsinites, just how is it possible to have sound sleep when its dairy farmers have to get up rather early to get the cows fed and milked before brekkie and spending the occasional Friday or Saturday night with friends @ the local tavern playing cards, shooting bull and drinking beer? Is it something in the water? (But then again, it will be worth noting that Frank B. Horlick created malted milk in Racine, Wisconsin in 1885. Not to mention Wisconsin being where America's supply of malted milk, Carnation being the predominant brand these days, is produced.)
IS IT JUST ME, OR HAVE PROBLEMS CONTINUED ENSUING ON THE SERVERS AS POWER BLOGDRIVE.COM to the point where new postings aren't exactly displaying in the blog proper in timely manner?
As explained previously, the head honcho with Blogdrive (which is a four-person operation, know) explained to moi that there had been some issues on the server hard drives @ the host servers to the point of problems ensuing during much of the day, and that due effort was being made to rectify such.
So, if you can timely see this posting, please e-mail me or otherwise tweet me in Twitter to make sure we're on the same page, as it were. Otherwise, continued and continuing apologies for any problems as are outside my direct control, understand.
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AND MEANWHILE, ON TWITTER, the ratio of followers to Twitters I follow is now 2:1 in favour of the latter, in case you ask. Isn't Twitter wonderful, even with the occasional retweets of Secular-Progressive news fodder?
IF YOU CAN SEE THIS, PLEASE LET ME KNOW BY E-MAIL OR TWEET ME UP IN TWITTER POSTHASTE; for some reason or another, some problems in the server hard drives on Blogdrive.com's end have caused delays in the most recent postings displaying in a timely manner.
And despite reassurances that the problem was being worked on, it seems as if the posting scheduled previous isn't yet displayed. Hence, this apology of sorts, to make sure you're still "in the loop," so to speak.
As if that weren't enough, the principal behind Blogdrive.com has been going through some health issues of late, precluding his being able to answer my comments and answer my problem tickets in a timely fashion; nonetheless, be assured that he's doing his best, what with only four people in toto working with Blogdrive and a number of improvements in the pipleline. That, and Blogdrive's willingness to remain an independent company in the face of a growing cartel mindset vis-a-vis the Information Stuporbahn.
In any event, the problems in the immediate display of postings are beyond my immediate and direct control, for which Your Correspondent apologises if any inconvenience was suffered. So, if you're able to see this displayed @ my blog, I would welcome your letting me know, as explained @ the start of this post.
Nonetheless, thanks for your continued and continuing support. (As a matter of fact, I'd appreciate some of it coming from the online shopping section, especially with the holiday gifting season approaching.)